Lil’ Gingerbread Houses for You & Me

Twas a few nights before Christmas, give or take some sprinkles, snowflakes, and snow bunnies around; here, there, and on-line flurries everywhere. All through the snow globe, every “creature” was stirring especially the mice. Ma Gingerbread in her icing gown, and Pa Gingerbread in his cap trying to snuggle down for the night with 2.5Continue reading “Lil’ Gingerbread Houses for You & Me”

A Rocky and Bullwinkle Thanksgiving

Graciously gather round the big table or snag a cozy seat, this is one for the books, well remembered and well-deserved treat. Feast your ears and listen to my tale, if you please. I have a Rocky and Bullwinkle Thanksgiving as inspiration. This jive talkin’ turkey is on the scene, spare my neck and myContinue reading “A Rocky and Bullwinkle Thanksgiving”

A Sac-Crow-Mental Tale

Let’s not play “pretend”; we have already established, I have a chronic, keen, and an acute awareness to curses and the cursed, the damned and the unrested. So, let’s begin with the caution tape already surrounding this scene of the crime we call every year upon Halloween time. Watch where you step! There’re people downContinue reading “A Sac-Crow-Mental Tale”

Once Upon a Blue Moon

This story “barreling” through the hot barn-yard doors, in a historical unprecedented heatwave, is about real estate “gems”, rare and magical moons, “open-houses”, mythology with your symbology, and “otherworldly” coordinates. Galloping forward with thunderous momentum and epic lightning proportions. We’ll travel by “flying” the “ether” through lore of past, present, and hopefully future trails, blazedContinue reading “Once Upon a Blue Moon”

Everybody Knows!?

This story blowing through the summer, French doors, on a hot “cloudy”, August day is about a song, the philosophy, bad reviews and what that says about you, ancient wisdom, customer service, hurricanes, and otherworldly intuition with eternal tuition. No forbearance in sight or to speak of and only a few puffy clouds to flyContinue reading “Everybody Knows!?”

50 Ways To Lose Your Blubber

“Let me tell you a story; Picture this!” (Imagined and beloved voice of Sophia from Golden Girls); epic late summer concert of royal proportions, all stars out glorious night skies, and a buffet at the ritzy skyline restaurant atop the famous, now closed Arco Arena, Sacramento California. Many silver, blue, and blood moons ago andContinue reading “50 Ways To Lose Your Blubber”

These 3 Trees

“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.” This is an exceptional quote “dug” up by the late and surely great distinguished JohnContinue reading “These 3 Trees”

Give Me Liberty or Give Me ….

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and all women!!) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” And for this 4th of July, we’ll happily picnic with some presidential ghosts, ghastly history, spectral visitations,Continue reading “Give Me Liberty or Give Me ….”

Uncle Cliff’s Notes

“Did you study for the test”, usually stated panicky, sleep-deprived, a tad depraved, and “stressed-out”, because “one” didn’t study for said test and likely wants to “peek” over your shoulder, “glance” at your work, “jot” down your answers, or straight “cheat” off of you! No worries, this story isn’t graded, but as always, participation equalsContinue reading “Uncle Cliff’s Notes”

“Street of Dreamers”

If you have your “pre-qual” papers, or “full cash offer”, in hand, from the guaranteed funds provided by your bank, then I can definitely “show” this house, better-yet, street of dreamers and dreams, coming true forevermore, to you, and yours. That’s real estate jargon, more additional ways than one, for this story, “escrowed”, blowing throughContinue reading ““Street of Dreamers””